Don’t look at Satan!

Satan

I wonder if Satan is any relation to Santans. They sort of look alike.

If you recall, Santans was content that you loved him if you simply scrolled past his photo, but Satan thinks you love him if your optic nerves continue to convey information to your brain, which decodes and processes the information to give you the sensation of sight. That’s right: merely being able to see Satan’s picture is all the declaration of love that he desires. Jesus is staying the course: sharing and liking will be sufficient to convince Jesus that you love him. Forget about all that church stuff. Forget about helping the needy and poor. Just share and like. Share and like your way into heaven. I’m pretty sure that’s in the Book of Zuckerberg, Chapter 3, Verse 8.

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